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The University Lecturer's Ten Commandments


Blue = Andreas Nyström
Green = Andreas Lind

   1. You should not have any other commitments than the ones provided by the Department.
You should never speak ill of your Vice-Chancellor, Director of Studies, or Faculty Dean unless they have screwed up, which is unlikely by definition.
3. You should not
use the logotype of the University in situations where other graphical elements display even partial nudity.
4. You should not
take for granted that your office is cleaned by authorized personnel only.
5. You should never
fool yourself thinking that you are more clever than a professor.
Gosh, what a stinker!   


The University Lecturer's Ten Commandments

Andreas Lind
2004-09-26, 17:27:52
Sorry, Lad, but apart from your priceless twist "by authorized personnel only" (which made my day at the time - thank you!) I'm fed up with the blandness of this one. Let's co-write a much better one at our next Faculty meeting instead...

Andreas Nyström
2004-08-23, 07:59:35
Yup. Why limit yourself to one style, when you can have two for twice the price?

Andreas Lind
2004-08-23, 06:20:05

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