| That was not to say Irving regularly stumbled upon singing soups but other strange things did seems to always be happening around him. For starters there was that exploding frog last July and that damned disembodied foot that kept kicking footballs through his windows and blaming it on the cat. What a man was supposed to do in this situation depended on the actual man and the situation. This occassion required heavy-duty weirdness deducing powers of a kind seldom seen by normal men, but envied by all followers of the paranormal.
-"...Spinach and termayters!", the soup exclaimed in a rich, sonorous baritone, whereupon Irving dropped his spoon and exploded.
THE END!
anders | 2004-05-18, 14:13:25
nothing!
| anders | 2004-05-18, 14:13:16
...absolutely...
| anders | 2004-05-18, 14:12:50
Um, I need to get the Oklahoma! lyrics off the writing page. So here goes...
| anders | 2004-04-13
OK, for reference, here you go:
Oklahoma Lyrics
Brand new state!
Brand new state, gonna treat you great!
Gonna give you barley, carrots and pertaters,
Pasture fer the cattle,
Spinach and termayters!
Flowers on the prarie where the June bugs zoom,
Plen'y of air and plen'y of room,
Plen'y of room to swing a rope!
Plen'y of heart and plen'y of hope.
Oklahoma, where the wind comes sweepin' down the plain
And the wavin' wheat can sure smell sweet
When the wind comes right behind the rain.
Oklahoma,
Ev'ry night my honey lamb and I
Sit alone and talk and watch a hawk
Makin' lazy circles in the sky.
We know we belong to the land
And the land we belong to is grand!
And when we say
Yeeow! Ayipioeeay!
We're only sayin'
You're doin' fine,
Oklahoma!
Oklahoma O.K.
Oklahoma, where the wind comes sweepin' down the plain
And the wavin' wheat can sure smell sweet
When the wind comes right behind the rain.
Oklahoma,
Ev'ry night my honey lamb and I
Sit alone and talk and watch a hawk
Makin' lazy circles in the sky.
We know we belong to the land
And the land we belong to is grand!
And when we say
Yeeow! Ayipioeeay!
We're only sayin'
You're doin' fine,
Oklahoma!
Oklahoma O.K.
| anders | 2004-04-13
Well no, he was Singlepawn before that, but the principle is sound.
| marten | 2004-04-13
Even prior to his highly anticipated and sadly neglected wedding to Isabelle Pawn-Spoon?
| anders | 2004-04-13
Nope, Doublepawn all the way!
| marten | 2004-04-13
Wasn't the quartermaster originally named Doublespoon?
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